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Sasha (7:55:25 PM): because i keep you updated on which celebrities are assholes, i felt you needed to know natasha bedingfield is a filthy thief. that is all.
radiophonics (7:58:43 PM): number one
radiophonics (7:58:48 PM): who is she and what has she been in
radiophonics (7:58:52 PM): and number 2
radiophonics (7:58:54 PM): what did she steal
radiophonics (7:58:55 PM): i must know
Sasha (7:59:01 PM): uhh she's that singer who did the uhh
Sasha (7:59:21 PM): unwritten song?
radiophonics (7:59:42 PM): secret alliance between zach braff and natasha bedingfield to be dicks
Sasha (7:59:58 PM): she also sings uhhhhh 'these words' and i hate her because she uses the word hyperbole in it but pronounces it 'high-per-bowl'
radiophonics (8:00:04 PM): lmao
Sasha (8:00:05 PM): so as far as i'm concerned she's illiterate
radiophonics (8:00:14 PM): like
radiophonics (8:00:18 PM): hyper bowl
radiophonics (8:00:28 PM): the interplanetary football competition
Sasha (8:00:30 PM): yes
radiophonics (8:00:39 PM): commercials aired there are for products that dont exist for ten years
Sasha (8:00:40 PM): exacery
Sasha (8:00:48 PM): it took me a month of hearing that song on the radio
Sasha (8:00:53 PM): to figure out she meant hyperbole
radiophonics (8:01:00 PM): hahaha
Sasha (8:01:07 PM): then i had to check with british people
Sasha (8:01:13 PM): to make sure that's not just how they pronounce it
Sasha (8:01:14 PM): no
radiophonics (8:01:21 PM): when all else fails confide in the british
Sasha (8:01:24 PM): she's just an illiterate bint
Sasha (8:01:30 PM): but apparently my cousin's aunt rented out her apartment to her in london and she stole towels and shit from it
radiophonics (8:01:42 PM): lmfao
radiophonics (8:01:42 PM): wow
Sasha (8:01:55 PM): towels and lamps and little things
radiophonics (8:01:58 PM): i always wonder why like
radiophonics (8:02:04 PM): celebrities get caught doing this dumb shit
Sasha (8:02:05 PM): apparently hard to come by when you're rich as fuck
radiophonics (8:02:08 PM): I HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
radiophonics (8:02:09 PM): BUT GOD DAMN IT
Sasha (8:02:14 PM): i dunno but she stopped renting out her apartment after that
radiophonics (8:02:18 PM): I NEED TOWELS
Sasha (8:02:25 PM): how pissed would you be, and how could you call them on that
radiophonics (8:02:30 PM): yeah really
Sasha (8:02:37 PM): goddamit natash bedinfield you stole my washcloths
Sasha (8:03:08 PM): i would have been telling the tabloids so fast
radiophonics (8:03:24 PM): natasha bedingfield going from town to town stealing pieces of gum from convenience stores
radiophonics (8:03:42 PM): caught red handed with a purse full of lint removers
radiophonics (8:03:45 PM): and fruit gushers
Sasha (8:04:01 PM): she's furnishing her own apartment with shit she steals from other people
Sasha (8:04:02 PM): she's like a singing hobo
radiophonics (8:04:13 PM): only without the disney charm
Sasha (8:04:33 PM): yea, she has no bag tied to a stick
Sasha (8:04:37 PM): so no one feels bad for her
radiophonics (8:04:57 PM): she carries around a stick with a napkin on the end
radiophonics (8:05:05 PM): a napkin stolen from arby's
Sasha (8:05:06 PM): i just realized i had no idea what she looks like but she looks worthless
Sasha (8:05:09 PM): yea she did
Sasha (8:05:13 PM): i wanna see that in the papers
radiophonics (8:05:20 PM): ahaha
Sasha (8:05:33 PM): uhh ms. bedingfield, we saw you put one of our arby's salad plates in your purse?
radiophonics (8:05:36 PM): SINGER NATALIE BEDINGFIELD RENDERED PSEUDO HOMELESS
radiophonics (8:05:50 PM): sources don't give a fuck
radiophonics (8:06:00 PM): nor are able to because she stole their pens
Sasha (8:06:31 PM): i hope to start a world-wide news story about her being a deranged klepto by the end of the holidays
radiophonics (8:07:13 PM):
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hiFfOTe-R0 the real natalie bedingfield
Sasha (8:07:31 PM): fuck starburst commercials are so good
radiophonics (8:09:34 PM): i just listened to 7 seconds of natalie
radiophonics (8:09:45 PM): and i did not want it at all in my ears
radiophonics (8:09:51 PM): also the pinata commercial was for skittles
Sasha (8:09:53 PM): no you have to listen to the entire thing
radiophonics (8:10:02 PM): i do not want to do this
Sasha (8:10:06 PM): it will make you a stronger man
radiophonics (8:10:15 PM): please no i did not ask for this
Sasha (8:10:22 PM): YOU MUST

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